Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Celebrity Big Brother Breakdowns

Celebrity Big Brother is upon us again. And allows face it we love it.

This old age Celebrity Big Brother will be the 4th after it was originally conceived as a monetary fund raiser for Amusing Relief in 2002. The show was won by a rather crabbed and abashed Jack Dee who actually staged a successful flight during the show. He still declines to be interviewed on the topic but it didn’t make his calling any harm! Anyway the existent play came from the bigger than life presenter, Genus Vanessa Feltz. Celebrity Big Brother proved very good at spotting attenuation celebs who are on the brink of imploding and to the eye-balls-glued-to-the-TV horror and delectation of the billions watching, Genus Vanessa allow cipher down and imploded with some style.

This kind of on-screen famous person unravelling was to put the criterion for the 2nd and 3rd Celebrity Big Brother series and male child they haven’t disappointed.

Series two proverb former Take That vocalist and all-round nice guy, Mark Owen, win it but the existent involvement was provided by the matrimonial Angst of not-so-funny-man, Les Dennis. Poor ol’ Les was Celebrity Big Brother Two’s imploding unravelling celebrity. It seemed like he was the lone 1 in the state who didn’t cognize Amanda was about to walk. Cringe!

Last twelvemonth we were coddled for spectacle. Celebrity Big Brother excelled themselves when they managed to acquire the monster show that was Toilet McCririck, Brigitte Nielsen and Jackie Stallone, in the same house. Volition we ever bury the horror of McCririck (in full frame) pulling a juicy bogy from his anterior naris and then greedily lapping it up or his monolithic Moody and being denied diet coke (of all things!) by Big Brother! Or the horror on Brigitte’s face, when ex-mother in-law Jackie Stallone was introduced into the Celebrity Big Brother pit. Fantastic. Baz from the Happy Mondays walked off with the prize, upsetting the bookies front-runner kid rapper, Blazin’ Squads’, Kenzie.

So on to this twelvemonth and Celebrity Big Brother Four and if Celebrity Big Brother were looking for a washed up delicate famous person who could spectacularly unravel, right down to his DNA, before a hungry public, they can only have got had one adult male at the top of their list. Measure forward Mister Michael Barrymore.

Yes folks the former multiple winner of the UK’s Entertainer Of The Year is rumoured to be going in to the Celebrity Big Brother House (for a fee of £150k). Already, the male parent of the male child who drowned in cryptic fortune in Mr. Barrymore’s pool, is asking for him to be broiled on the topic by his housemates. Ouch.

So who are the other housemates likely to be? The listing is eternal but the best supported rumors for Celebrity Big Brother Four are, girly Male Child George, saggy miss Lisa Nicole Smith, Dead or Alive presence girl-man, Pete Burns, male child who looks like a miss Thomas Babington Macaulay Culkin, amusing miss Liza Tarbuck, toothy miss Esther Rantzen, lovely miss Fern Cotton and … well I’m out of girlie prefixes so I’ll leave of absence it there. So that’s it. Thursday January the 5th on C4 will kick-off the madness. Can’t wait.


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